|
 |
| |
an Anal tip..... (EdLesMann)
Posted: 10:37:28 pm on 11/21/2004 Modified: Never
|
|
|
|
Hey Guys,
I have been reading the site off and on for a while, but only joined recently. After reading a bunch of tips today from the site, I decided I should post something in return. I saw a few posts about guys doing their girl analy, and that the girl wasnt in to it or hated it...well I got a warning/experiance for you (take it or leave it...I know we are all different in our tastes).
I had been curious about doing it analy for a while now. Married for a year, I enjoy sex from behind. I like feeling her ass against my body, and she has a VERY sexy and sensitive back that I like to caress and enjoy. My wife is fine with this, but was always nervous about anything anal. Well I enventually got her to agree to it one night. I took my time, we use lubricants and a condom, and when I finally entered her, it was a smooth and slow approach. I thought things were going great. I enjoyed it. There were not as many sensations as her mouth. Nor was it as delightfuly smooth, wet and warm as her vagina. But it was a delightfull sensation, and afterwards told her so. She disagreed and said it was very uncomfortable, even though she said that it was slow, easy and didnt hurt. "Just felt really weird and uncomfortable" I believe her quote was....
Anyway, I asked about it for a while(probably pestered her a bit), and finally got a "If you really want to do it, maybe tomorrow night". I was pumped.
That night, she said that if I wanted to do it anal I had to answer a question. If I said yes and agreed to her conditions she would be ok with it on an occasional basis. However, a no and she didnt want me to ask again. OK, I can agree to that...I guess. "are you willing to let me do you in the ass tonight?" and as she said that she produce a dildo. ooooooooook..... that was a strange request, and very surprising (she is not that type...usually;-). If I said no, then I couldnt ask for it again. However she said 'tonight' so I can do it once...I guess. "OK!" I told her.
Well she proceeded to tell me that because I took five minutes when I did her, she was going to do me for about five minutes. "Besides guys have an arousal spot in their ass so it should feel better for you." Fine, I thought, seems fair. I relaxed, she lubed it up and slowly stuck the whole dildo in. GAH! was that uncomfortable!! Felt like I had the biggest s**t in my bowels EVER! I got about thirty seconds of it (I guess she saw my pain) and she took it out. She took a condom, and slipped her finger inside of it, lubed it up and stuck her finger in my ass. She told me that she should be able to stimulate my prostrate better with her finger, and that it wasnt as big as the dildo. I admit that it wasnt NEARLY as bad as the dildo, but when she started to stimulate my prostrate...
...
...
Have you ever been in a car or someplace where you had to hold it in? and when you finally got to the restroom you have one of those Both-Hands-On-Each-Wall-As-The-Bath-Room-Stall-Shakes-Violently-As-A-Small-Warhead-Explodes-From-Your-Anus dumps??
...
...
Thats pretty much what happened...I have NEVER had to shit so badly, and am glad that we did it someplace easly cleaned. I honestly dont think she had anything inserted in me for longer then a minute total!
My wife can give me the best blow-job I have EVER received, and she ENJOYS it! My wife can do things with he PC muscle that no other woman has ever done to me! Of all the women I have been with, I have never had as many or as strong of an orgasm then with my wife. After she put up with me doing her in the ass for five minutes, and I couldnt get one...I wont ever ask for it again. Not only do I not want anything in my ass like that again, but I definitly dont want her to have that feeling either.
Again I know that everyone is different. Part of my curiousity sparked from other people (specifically a friend of ours prefers to have her guys do her in the ass, then vaginal intercourse). But guys, if you are begging for it, and she says that its uncomfortable and what not. Seriously, if you cant take it, you shouldnt be asking for it.
Thats all I got. I kinda expect a few flames...But I hope that it helps a few people out there, and any honest feedback is welcome...
Take care, and enjoy your loved ones!
Edward Lester Mann
|
|
| |
Re: an Anal tip..... (bigaltherealone)
Posted: 11:55:17 am on 11/22/2004 Modified: Never
|
|
|
|
Very interesting post! There are women that'll never do anal.
"(specifically a friend of ours prefers to have her guys do her in the ass, then vaginal intercourse)."
Hope they cleaned themselves first!
Big AL, Mensforte.com Online Support
Visit http://www.mensprogram.com/ Today for 1-on-1 Penis Enlargement and Sexual Health Consultations with BIG AL himself!
|
|
| |
Re: an Anal tip..... (notenuffsex)
Posted: 7:55:13 pm on 11/28/2004 Modified: 7:56:18 pm on 11/28/2004
|
|
|
|
check out www.puckerup.com
it'is the website of Tristan Taormino, a famous lesbian woman crazy for anal sex. she even designs large anal dildos and teaches workshops on anal fisting. :-o
by the way, she worked for years in a sexy shop and her book is very informative, I recommend it.
Inside it she explains also that the ass needs time to warm up and relax; and (the classic)
<<if it hurts you are doing it wrong>>.
|
|
| |
Re: an Anal tip..... (bigaltherealone)
Posted: 9:24:47 pm on 11/28/2004 Modified: Never
|
|
|
|
Interesting...
Big AL, Mensforte.com Online Support
Visit http://www.mensprogram.com/ Today for 1-on-1 Penis Enlargement and Sexual Health Consultations with BIG AL himself!
|
|
| |
Re: an Anal tip..... (notenuffsex)
Posted: 7:13:51 am on 12/25/2004 Modified: 7:38:10 am on 12/25/2004
|
|
|
|
an easy way relax the girl's sweet round hole (I'm even feeling poetic about this! :-) ) is to insert very slowly a well lubricated small-medium soft anal plug, and let it inside for some minutes.
then the angle of insertion is very important, since a toward-the-front direction will hurt her inside.
enjoy!
notenuffsex
(my nick has become quite unappropriate!)
|
|
|
|
